The Zombie Hordes

A Zombie is defined as an animated corpse. If you are a regular visitor you may have seen the previous post, One if by Land, Two if by Sea, Three if by…Graveyard? In the words of that darling cherub Carol Ann “They’re back.” At least that is the word that went out over the emergency broadcast system of KRTV in Great Falls Montana recently. Viewers heard, “Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from the grave and attacking the living.” The voice warned not “to approach or apprehend these bodies as they are extremely dangerous.” Apparently the EBS was hacked by someone with a sense of humor and authorities stated they didn’t receive any serious inquires, but they did get a couple calls asking if guns would be effective against the pending invasion.

But what is a self-respecting human to do to defend against the hordes? Well, there is a website that tells you all about how to assemble your Zombie First Aid Kit. It offers advice on what you need, as well as what might be most effective. It even has this lovely graphic to help you.

So, all of you Zombie Preppers out there, don’t forget to stock up on your First Aid Supplies, your Zombie Ammo, your Zombie Guns, maybe a few Zombie Targets just to confuse them, and of course, your Zombie Killer attire; Urban Camouflage, hat, tactical jacket with patches,… Go forth and survive!

Lynne Finch-Charlesworth

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